I Am a Lola

Ok I got bored with Gossip Girl after a while but am curious as to the gist of the series. I don' wanna endure watching the entire season so I Googled.

"Spoiler Alert*

Apparently...Blair is Nate's girlfriend. Serena is Blair's best friend. Serena went away to boarding school 'cause she wanted to get away from the night of the "Murder." But Blair actually didn't kill anyone. The guy she was with died when he ODed and she feels responsible.

In the beginning, we think it's because of she had been at a wedding when she had drunk sex with Nate. When Serena returns, Blair finds out. Blair hates her guts but they become friends again after a while.

Serena meets Dan who comes from a not-so-rich family . They date. They go through many things together.

Dan's sister Jenny tries to fit in and changes herself because of it. Nate still likes Serena, but it is not mutual.

Blair and Nate break up. Blair has sex with Chuck in the back of a limo.
BUT later Nate and Blair get back together SO she has to fake her virginity for him. Duh.

After a few weeks, Serena thinks blair is pregnant. She doesnt know Blair had sex with Nate so she thinks Chuck is the father.

She gives her the pregnancy test. It comes back negative. Gossip Girl finds out through Chuck that Blair had sex with them both.

Nate finds out and breaks up with Blair. Getting tired already?

Dan and Serena tell each other they love each other.

Georgina Sparks enters into the scene and starts blackmailing Serena.

Serena plays along for a while. After a while,she becomes friends with Dan and says her name is Sarah.

Jenny starts dating Asher who turns out to be gay. Dan saw him kiss another guy that morning. The other guy? Eric van der Woodsen. Eric comes out.

She doesnt want Dan to know she 'killed' someone so she tells Dan she slept with another guy what an idiot. They break up of course.

Serena decides she needs to tell Dan the truth. But sorry, she sees him kissing georgina.

Nate starts dating Dan's friend Vanessa.

God how shallow their lives sound. I wanna go home. Am still at work. LOL