Argh Gigil

If I were a month I would be: June
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: midnight
If I were a planet I would be: Jupiter
If I were a sea animal I would be: Doplhin
If I were a direction I would be: left hahahaha
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: chair
If I were a historical figure I would be: Cleopatra
If I were a liquid I would be: Martini
If I were a stone, I would be: Diamond
If I were a tree, I would be: Buko hahaha
If I were a bird, I would be: Swan
If I were a tool, I would be: screwdriver
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Sunflower
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: stormy
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Unicorn
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: Leopard
If I were a color, I would be: lime green
If I were an emotion, I would be: contentment
If I were a vegetable, I would be: tomato
If I were a sound, I would be: ocean waves
If I were an element, I would be: mercury
If I were a car, I would be: Austin Mini
If I were a song, I would be: Xanadu hahaha
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Quentin Tarantino
If I were a book, I would be written by: Gabriel Garcia Marquez
If I were a food, I would be: Chocolate
If I were a place, I would be: New Orleans
If I were a material, I would be: silk
If I were a taste, I would be: salty
If I were a scent, I would be: green tea
If I were a religion, I would be: Buddhist
If I were a word, I would be: a verb
If I were an object, I would be: Water
If I were a body part I would be: the ass
If I were a facial expression I would be: a smirk
If I were a subject in school I would be: Film Theory
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes
If I were a shape I would be: Ellipse (Nina ikaw ba 'yan?)
If I were a number I would be: 8